We went to a playdate at Jen's house. Violet was playing with some friends when, all of a sudden, she got mad at Juliet. She got so mad that she PULLED OUT A BIG TUFT of Juliet's pretty blond hair. Horrified, I took Violet and left the playdate.
Later that night, while watching Yo Gabba Gabba, Violet twirls around the living room and trips on a block, thus knocking her head on our brick fireplace. Blood and bruising ensue. She has a mark there for several weeks.
I try to explain karma to Violet but sadly, she's still too young.