Crazy army soldiers

This is the tale of a young army man, as reported from Dek in South Korea:

When [Sergeant Martin] was a private and stationed at Fort Riley, Kansas, he got drunk in some bars one night during the winter. He was so sauced up that he couldn’t go home, so he broke into some old couple’s house to escape the cold and snow at about 3 in the morning. He felt so bad about this, he went upstairs to the old couple’s bedroom and said, “Don’t mind me pops…sorry about breaking in…I’m gonna rack out on your couch!” needless to say the gentleman called the police and when the cops showed up, they found SGT Martin making a sandwich in the kitchen! He replied, “what’s up dudes…’s ok…I told the old guy I was crashing here tonight!”