Tuesday, April 26, 2005

i love webchat forums

I woke up in the middle of the night because of SEVERE cramps. I decided to do a midnight internet search so I could self-diagnose myself. I found this "Questions and Answers" forum. The questions, for the most part, were very run-of-the-mill-what's-wrong-with-me type questions and the answers sounded like they came from a medical professional of some sort. I blog about the last question and answer on the forum:

QUESTION: What if you is on the shots and you spot and have sex and the boy nuts inside of you and you start back to spot can you get pregnant like that?

ANSWER: I'm not sure I understand the question correctly.

Monday, April 18, 2005

root canal

That's right. I had my FIRST root canal today. My mouth is still numb so I am unable to write about the pain. But I anticipate it. I have a prescription for pain meds. Will get them immediately filled.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

I love apples.

I am the proud new owner of an Apple iPod. I have wanted one for so long. My dream is now my reality. World of music, here I come.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

I forgot how much fun house parties can be.

"I'm sorry I fucking FLOORED you, bitch," said the drunk guy who pushed the girl sitting on his lap.

"It's okay, I can't feel anything anyways."

Of course you couldn't. You're too drunk.