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Sunday, April 03, 2005

I forgot how much fun house parties can be.

"I'm sorry I fucking FLOORED you, bitch," said the drunk guy who pushed the girl sitting on his lap.

"It's okay, I can't feel anything anyways."

Of course you couldn't. You're too drunk.

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