Joe and I finally did things right. We actually adopted a dog from a rescue. That's right. No more impulsive trips to the petstore (sorry Benson). After a long month and a 1/2 or so of looking on petfinder.com and meeting various dogs up for adoption, Joe and I found one dog that met our perfect specifications. He's sweet, house-trained, crate-trained, well-adjusted and healthy. He's already a year old and knows a bunch of tricks. I can't imagine why his last owners gave him up but they did. Joe and I feel very lucky to have found the little guy. Oh yea, did I mention he likes to scoot on his butt in circles? I have never seen a Roomba in action before but that's how I imagine it moving, like our new dog on his ass in circles. ha ha. So here he is world, Skooter.